Friday, April 17, 2009

Mail Call

Dear Jon Stewart,

I know it's really funny to make fun of conservatives for the fact that they don't really know what "teabagging" means, but if you could just keep quiet, maybe they'll keep doing it even longer. Really, it's funny enough just to watch; don't risk them realizing their mistake.

Love,
Mike

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Dear Shara Worden,

Please marry me.

Love,
Mike

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Dear nap,

I'm gonna take you.

Love,
Mike

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